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What Car Names Really Mean

ACURA -Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile

 AMC -All Makes Combined
 AMC -A Major Cost
 AMC -A Mutated Car
 AMC -A Morons Car
 AMC -Another Major Catastrophe
 AUDI -Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
 AUDI -All Unsafe Designs Implemented
 AUDI -Another Ugly Duetsche Invention
 AUDI -Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
 AUDI -Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
 BMW -Babbling Mechanical Wench
 BMW -Beastly Monstrous Wonder
 BMW -Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
 BMW -Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
 BMW -Barely Moving Wreck
 BMW -Big Money Waste
 BMW -Big Money. Why?
 BMW -Big Money Works
 BMW -Born Moderately Wealthy
 BMW -Breaks Most Wrenches
 BMW -Bring Many Wrenches
 BMW -Brings Me Women
 BMW -Brings More Women
 BMW -Broken Money Waster
 BMW -Broke My Wallet
 BMW -Broken Monstrous Wonder
 BMW -Brutal Money Waster
 BMW -Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
 BMW -Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
 BUICK -Big Ugly Import Car Killer
 BUICK -Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
 BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
 BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer
 BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
 CADILLAC -Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars
 CADILLAC -Cars Are Driven In Long Lines And Crashed
 CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle, Or Loud Engine Ticks
 CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
 CHEVROLET -Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
 CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
 CHEVROLET -Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
 CHEVROLET -Cheap Heaps Erratically Vibrate Running On Level Even Terrain
 CHEVROLET -Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering
 CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time
 CHEVY -Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
 CHEVY -Can Hear Every Valve Yell
 DODGE -Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
 DODGE -Dead Old Dog Going East
 DODGE -Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
 DODGE -Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
 DODGE -Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
 DODGE -Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
 DODGE -Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
 DODGE -Driven Only During Grey Evenings
 EDSEL -Every Day Something Else Leaks
 FIAT -Failed In A Tunnel
 FIAT -Fails In Attempted Turns
 FIAT -Failure In Automotive Technology
 FIAT -Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
 FIAT -Fits In A Thimble
 FIAT -Fix It Again Tony
 FIAT -Flats In All Tires
 FIAT -Found In A Trench
 FORD -Fabricated Of Refried Dung
 FORD -Fails On Rainy Days
 FORD -Famous Odor Resistant Dog
 FORD -Falling Off: Rusty Door
 FORD -Fast Only Rolling Downhill
 FORD -Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
 FORD -Fastest On Road, Dip!
 FORD -Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
 FORD -Fault Of R&D
 FORD -Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline
 FORD -Finally Obsolete Racing Device
 FORD -Fireball On Rear Denting
 FORD -First On Recall Day
 FORD -First On Race Day
 FORD -First On Road to Dump
 FORD -First On Rust and Deterioration
 FORD -First Order of Reproductive Discipline
 FORD -Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
 FORD -Fixed Or Repaired Daily
 FORD -Flip Over Read Directions
 FORD -Flipping Over Results in Death
 FORD -Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
 FORD -Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
 FORD -Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled
 FORD -Fond Of Resonating Decibels
 FORD -Foot On Road Decelerates
 FORD -Fords Only Run Downhill
 FORD -Forced On Reluctant Drivers
 FORD -Formed Of Rejected DNA
 FORD -Forwarded Once; Return Denied
 FORD -Forward Only; Reverse Defective
 FORD -Forgot Our Recommended Defaults
 FORD -Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
 FORD -For Old, Rotten Deadbeat
 FORD -Fork Over Repair Dough
 FORD -Found On Red Dumpster
 FORD -Found On Redneck's Driveway
 FORD -Found On Roadside Dead
 FORD -Found On Rubbish Dump
 FORD -Found Outside Refuse Dump
 FORD -Found Outside Rotting Dump
 FORD -Found On Russian Dump
 FORD -Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
 FORD -Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos
 FORD -Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
 FORD -Frequently On Ritalin, Designers
 FORD -Free Or Reduced Drastically
 FORD -Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
 FORD -Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
 FORD -Funny Old Rattling Dump
 FORD -Funky Old Rebuilt Dodge
 FORD -(spelled backwards)Driver Returns On Foot
 GEO -Good Engineering Overlooked
 G. M. -General Maintenance
 G. M. -Goshdarn Mess
 G. M. -Generally Misunderstood
 G. M. -Garbage Motors
 G. M. -Generally Miserable
 G. M. -Grossley Misconceived
 G. M. -Gluteus Maximus
 GMC -Garage Man's Companion
 GMC -Generally Mediocre Cars
 GMC -Generic Made Chevy
 GMC -German Milk Cow
 GMC -Get More Chicks
 GMC -Gets Mechanics Crazy
 GMC -Gods Mechanical Curse
 GMC -Gotta Mechanic coming
 GMC -Got More Crap
 GMC -Great Mountain Climber
 GMC -Great Motor Car
 HONDA -Had One, Never Do-that Again
 HONDA -Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
 HONDA -Has Often Nice Dealer Accessories
 HONDA -History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
 HYUNDAI -How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import
 HYUNDAI -Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive
 IROC -I Race Other Cars
 IROC -I Run Over Critters
 IROC -I Run Off Cliffs
 IROC -I Reek Of Cologne
 IROC -Italian Resting On Console
 IROC -Ignorant Retard Out Cruising
 JEEP -Just Eats Every Part
 JEEP -Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
 KIA -Killed In Action
 KIA -Kills In Accidents
 LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
 LTD -Long Term Debt
 LTD -Lousy Transportation, Dammit!
 LTD -Little Tin Dream
 LTD -Last Try from Detroit
 LTD -Long, Thin Dumpster
 LTD -Long Time Driving
 MAZDA -Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
 MAZDA -My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!
 MERCEDES -Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans
 M.G. -Money Guzzler
 MITSUBISHI -Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete
 MOPAR -Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
 MOPAR -Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
 MOPAR -Most Often Passed At Races
 MOPAR -Mostly Old Parts And Rust
 MOPAR -Mostly Old Paint And Rust
 MOPAR -Move Over People Are Racing
 MOPAR -Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
 MOPAR -My Old Pig Ain't Running
 MOPAR -My Only Problems Are Repairs
 MUSTANG -Men Usually Stand Together And Never Go
 NISSAN -Nine Idiots Standing, Saying Absolutely Nothing
 NISSAN -Needless Innovations, Silly, Stupid, Automotive Nonsense
 OLDS MOBILE -Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything.
 OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
 OLDSMOBILE -Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Out-dated By Infamies Like Edsel.
 OLDSMOBILE -Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover  Equipment
 OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie
 PINTO -Put In Nickel To Operate
 PINTO -Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
 PLYMOUTH -Please Let Your Mother Out (from) Under The Hood!
 PLYMOUTH -Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, All Underestimating This Heap
 PONTIAC -People On Narcotics Think It's A Chevy
 PONTIAC -Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It's A Cadillac
 PONTIAC -Puts Out Noxious Toxins In All Cities
 PORSCHE -Piece Of Rubbish, Saps Continually High Expense
 PORSCHE -Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
 PROBE -Plainly Runs Only By Exception
 SAAB -Send Another Automobile Back
 SAAB -Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
 SAAB -Swedish Automobiles Are Beastly
 SAAB -Sad Attempt At Beauty
 SAAB -Sorry Auto, Always Broken
 SAAB -Swedish Automobile-Always Broken
 SATURN -Sounds Absolutely Terrible, Unbelievable Rattling Noises
 SUBARU -Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
 SUBARU -Sorry Unreal Bonsai Attempt at a Russian U-boat
 TOYOTA -Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
 TOYOTA -Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
 TRIUMPH -This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
 TRIUMPH -Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
 TRIUMPH -The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
 VOLVO -Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
 VW -Virtually Worthless
 VOLKSWAGEN -Very Obsolete, Losers Knowingly Suffer With All German Engineered Nonsense