What Car Names Really Mean

ACURA -Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile

 AMC -All Makes Combined

 AMC -A Major Cost

 AMC -A Mutated Car

 AMC -A Morons Car

 AMC -Another Major Catastrophe

 AUDI -Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

 AUDI -All Unsafe Designs Implemented

 AUDI -Another Ugly Duetsche Invention

 AUDI -Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence

 AUDI -Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.

 BMW -Babbling Mechanical Wench

 BMW -Beastly Monstrous Wonder

 BMW -Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels

 BMW -Beautiful Mechanical Wonder

 BMW -Barely Moving Wreck

 BMW -Big Money Waste

 BMW -Big Money. Why?

 BMW -Big Money Works

 BMW -Born Moderately Wealthy

 BMW -Breaks Most Wrenches

 BMW -Bring Many Wrenches

 BMW -Brings Me Women

 BMW -Brings More Women

 BMW -Broken Money Waster

 BMW -Broke My Wallet

 BMW -Broken Monstrous Wonder

 BMW -Brutal Money Waster

 BMW -Bumbling Mechanical Wretch

 BMW -Blasphemous Motorized Wreck

 BUICK -Big Ugly Import Car Killer

 BUICK -Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King

 BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

 BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer

 BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

 CADILLAC -Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars

 CADILLAC -Cars Are Driven In Long Lines And Crashed

 CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle, Or Loud Engine Ticks

 CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

 CHEVROLET -Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

 CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips

 CHEVROLET -Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

 CHEVROLET -Cheap Heaps Erratically Vibrate Running On Level Even Terrain

 CHEVROLET -Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering

 Techniques

 CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time

 CHEVY -Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet

 CHEVY -Can Hear Every Valve Yell

 DODGE -Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater

 DODGE -Dead Old Dog Going East

 DODGE -Dead On Day Guarantee Expires

 DODGE -Dead On Delivery, Go Easy

 DODGE -Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired

 DODGE -Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter

 DODGE -Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere

 DODGE -Driven Only During Grey Evenings

 EDSEL -Every Day Something Else Leaks

 FIAT -Failed In A Tunnel

 FIAT -Fails In Attempted Turns

 FIAT -Failure In Automotive Technology

 FIAT -Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

 FIAT -Fits In A Thimble

 FIAT -Fix It Again Tony

 FIAT -Flats In All Tires

 FIAT -Found In A Trench

 FORD -Fabricated Of Refried Dung

 FORD -Fails On Rainy Days

 FORD -Famous Odor Resistant Dog

 FORD -Falling Off: Rusty Door

 FORD -Fast Only Rolling Downhill

 FORD -Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream

 FORD -Fastest On Road, Dip!

 FORD -Fatally Obese Redneck Driver

 FORD -Fault Of R&D

 FORD -Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline

 FORD -Finally Obsolete Racing Device

 FORD -Fireball On Rear Denting

 FORD -First On Recall Day

 FORD -First On Race Day

 FORD -First On Road to Dump

 FORD -First On Rust and Deterioration

 FORD -First Order of Reproductive Discipline

 FORD -Fix Or Recycle Dilemma

 FORD -Fixed Or Repaired Daily

 FORD -Flip Over Read Directions

 FORD -Flipping Over Results in Death

 FORD -Flipped Over Roadside Disaster

 FORD -Flintstone Or Rubble Driven

 FORD -Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled

 FORD -Fond Of Resonating Decibels

 FORD -Foot On Road Decelerates

 FORD -Fords Only Run Downhill

 FORD -Forced On Reluctant Drivers

 FORD -Formed Of Rejected DNA

 FORD -Forwarded Once; Return Denied

 FORD -Forward Only; Reverse Defective

 FORD -Forgot Our Recommended Defaults

 FORD -Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin

 FORD -For Old, Rotten Deadbeat

 FORD -Fork Over Repair Dough

 FORD -Found On Red Dumpster

 FORD -Found On Redneck's Driveway

 FORD -Found On Roadside Dead

 FORD -Found On Rubbish Dump

 FORD -Found Outside Refuse Dump

 FORD -Found Outside Rotting Dump

 FORD -Found On Russian Dump

 FORD -Fouled Out Re-done Dodge

 FORD -Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos

 FORD -Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration

 FORD -Frequently On Ritalin, Designers

 FORD -Free Or Reduced Drastically

 FORD -Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed

 FORD -Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable

 FORD -Funny Old Rattling Dump

 FORD -Funky Old Rebuilt Dodge

 FORD -(spelled backwards)Driver Returns On Foot

 GEO -Good Engineering Overlooked

 G. M. -General Maintenance

 G. M. -Goshdarn Mess

 G. M. -Generally Misunderstood

 G. M. -Garbage Motors

 G. M. -Generally Miserable

 G. M. -Grossley Misconceived

 G. M. -Gluteus Maximus

 GMC -Garage Man's Companion

 GMC -Generally Mediocre Cars

 GMC -Generic Made Chevy

 GMC -German Milk Cow

 GMC -Get More Chicks

 GMC -Gets Mechanics Crazy

 GMC -Gods Mechanical Curse

 GMC -Gotta Mechanic coming

 GMC -Got More Crap

 GMC -Great Mountain Climber

 GMC -Great Motor Car

 HONDA -Had One, Never Do-that Again

 HONDA -Hang On, Not Done Accelerating

 HONDA -Has Often Nice Dealer Accessories

 HONDA -History Of No Dramatic Acceleration

 HYUNDAI -How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import

 HYUNDAI -Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive

 IROC -I Race Other Cars

 IROC -I Run Over Critters

 IROC -I Run Off Cliffs

 IROC -I Reek Of Cologne

 IROC -Italian Resting On Console

 IROC -Ignorant Retard Out Cruising

 JEEP -Just Eats Every Part

 JEEP -Junk Engineering Executed Poorly

 KIA -Killed In Action

 KIA -Kills In Accidents

 LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious

 LTD -Long Term Debt

 LTD -Lousy Transportation, Dammit!

 LTD -Little Tin Dream

 LTD -Last Try from Detroit

 LTD -Long, Thin Dumpster

 LTD -Long Time Driving

 MAZDA -Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

 MAZDA -My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!

 MERCEDES -Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans

 M.G. -Money Guzzler

 MITSUBISHI -Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete

 MOPAR -Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly

 MOPAR -Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously

 MOPAR -Most Often Passed At Races

 MOPAR -Mostly Old Parts And Rust

 MOPAR -Mostly Old Paint And Rust

 MOPAR -Move Over People Are Racing

 MOPAR -Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly

 MOPAR -My Old Pig Ain't Running

 MOPAR -My Only Problems Are Repairs

 MUSTANG -Men Usually Stand Together And Never Go

 NISSAN -Nine Idiots Standing, Saying Absolutely Nothing

 NISSAN -Needless Innovations, Silly, Stupid, Automotive Nonsense

 OLDS MOBILE -Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything.

 OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.

 OLDSMOBILE -Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Out-dated By Infamies Like Edsel.

 OLDSMOBILE -Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover  Equipment

 OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie

 PINTO -Put In Nickel To Operate

 PINTO -Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook

 PLYMOUTH -Please Let Your Mother Out (from) Under The Hood!

 PLYMOUTH -Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, All Underestimating This Heap

 PONTIAC -People On Narcotics Think It's A Chevy

 PONTIAC -Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It's A Cadillac

 PONTIAC -Puts Out Noxious Toxins In All Cities

 PORSCHE -Piece Of Rubbish, Saps Continually High Expense

 PORSCHE -Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

 PROBE -Plainly Runs Only By Exception

 SAAB -Send Another Automobile Back

 SAAB -Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

 SAAB -Swedish Automobiles Are Beastly

 SAAB -Sad Attempt At Beauty

 SAAB -Sorry Auto, Always Broken

 SAAB -Swedish Automobile-Always Broken

 SATURN -Sounds Absolutely Terrible, Unbelievable Rattling Noises

 SUBARU -Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

 SUBARU -Sorry Unreal Bonsai Attempt at a Russian U-boat

 TOYOTA -Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

 TOYOTA -Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass

 TRIUMPH -This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!

 TRIUMPH -Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!

 TRIUMPH -The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily

 VOLVO -Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

 VW -Virtually Worthless

 VOLKSWAGEN -Very Obsolete, Losers Knowingly Suffer With All German Engineered Nonsense